body you know where you stand with aestar. As far away as possible. bet they aren't as small as my sister's Actually, Aestar, it seemed to look bigger when he was twatting you repeatedly round the head with it. Dunno why. [12:06] oxfordgirl: Orev: If you can do that with your hips, sweetheart, I won't need to kill you, you'll dislocate your own pelvis and die... Felix: Maybe people don't think of a perpetual Snaz monster as something they can have a long-term adventure with? They just think of you as there for one encounter... Do you reckon Wasps do it like those Japanese guys do in oriental porn? [21:15] Scraf is a word used to spell farcs backwards. Farcs means 'Belongs to the revolutionary armed forces of Columbia' quick, he can't call EXECUTE if your tongue is in his mouth! Gracewing: We have an adequate supply of our own bricks, but thank you. We will Supplicate when we need more. :D I need to manifest as a cute naked catgirl with crappily phys-repped ears and an unflattering bodysuit and spend next event purring and rubbing up against alonzo's RAW NAKED THROBBING FAILWEMICNADS [00:44] *** Illithidbix_Invading_France has joined #maelfroth.\n[00:44] * oxfordgirl dances with Tom.\n[00:45] Canashir: France?\n[00:48] Canashir: I suspect his software connected automatically when he turned on the computer.\n[00:48] Canashir: And he's not reading this.\n[00:48] * Canashir takes out a pot of paint.\n[00:48] * Orev gets the clippers\n[00:48] * Scar gets the glue and feathers\n[00:48] * Canashir draws a noughts-and-crosses board on Illithidbix_Invading_France's head with a fine brush.\n[00:49] oxfordgirl: :D :D\n[00:49] * Canashir puts an X in the bottom left corner.\n[00:49] * Canashir offers the brush.\n[00:49] * Orev shaves off all Illithidbix_Invading_France body hair. Except the naughty bits, obv\n[00:49] * Orev puts an 0 in the center\n[00:50] * Canashir puts an X at top left.\n[00:50] * Orev puts an 0 center left\n[00:51] * Canashir draws an X in the non-losing spot.\n[00:53] * Orev puts an O top right\n[00:53] Orev: Stalemate, I think [09:48] It will be open in 5 minutes, the news will be out on Sunday and I have written all my faction briefings.\n[09:48] In other news, I agree with the angel Mardocai...\n[09:49] Oooooooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnkkkkkkkk!\n[09:49] PULL!\n[09:49] ?\n[09:49] *bang*! [15:08] I wonder how Marios feels about his political meta-thread turning into a navy joke cascade, furry transexualism and then only to be closed for a thread devoted to both. Actually, it'd be awesome if all the eidolons decided to pretend they couldn't see still people for an event.\n .... to the plottingmobile!\n Although you'd never get a conspiracy that big, Illithidbix\n It just wouldn't happen\n Thats true Aestar: They know not the true depths of our love these poor shallow fools. \n No Other being excites me as you do... by turning into a huge pile of money. anotherusedpage: If God hadn't wanted souls in mechanical bodies, He wouldn't have gifted us Invention ok, my OCD just kicked in.....the controllers for the dildos...not in the right order...argh! Louis, that's Alt-F4 to change text colour.\n* Scar has quit IRC (Quit: Bersirc 2.2: Looks, feels and sounds (?!) different! [ http://www.bersirc.org/ - Open Source IRC ])\n hehehe\n LOL\n* oxfordgirl cries quietly to herself.\n LOL\n gahahahaha\n CIVILIAN TARGET.\n Friendly fire!\n you are the right kind of evil\n You BASTARDS\n BLUE ON BLUE! Doctor: I'm not supposing anything, I just want to know your train of thought\nJenasto: It's a one carriage train, Doctor.\nJenasto: Fuckery is the engine, Rivets are the carriage. Mmm, delicious huge steak pie.\n :O you have pie?\n is the cake a pie? ... no wait... I'm mixing my memes....\n Gracewing: The steak is a pie Critical failure accessing doughnut. Now covered in icing sugar on black trousers. I look like I work for an advertising agency on bonus day. Gray> What am I acussed of in this instance? :P\n *Accused*\n Bakhana have just been found accountable for all human suffering\n 'Cause, y'know, they're, uh\n what about wemic suffering\n Okay, so who do I invoice? [20:58] Pufferfish: Winterlove: I point out that you have experience of one woman :P\n[20:58] Pufferfish: (please don't take that out of context)\n[20:59] Orev: too late Yeah. That works.\n Natives. In your ass.\n Doing what natives do best. oxford, your a goddamn heresiarch. The Heirophant says so. Calling you Apostate is like saying Aestar has slightly sleazy undertones. Sesquipedality: I want to be spanked by Nazi Aestar, dammit!\nSesquipedality: Damn. Must. Stop. Oversharing. I don't fantasise about myself. I do occasionally wander over to the mirror without a shirt and go "Fuck me! I've got *breasts*!!", though.\n Sesquipedality, tell me you didn't mean that last sentence in the vein of "You're doing it wrong"\n I suspect this is because a certain quantity of my subconscious is basically a fourteen-year-old male.\n oxfordwolverine - you mean I'm not the only one? excellent!\n I have more of an "mmm. My tits are nice" sort of thing going. Not sure if that's the same.\n it was GRINNING and CHOMPING and making squeaking noises...eeek!\n Aestar: You do that too? :D :D Every time you send a comedy prayer to GOD, Aestar fists a kitten. Delvy> Gooood morrrrrninnnnniiiiinnnnnggggg Maaaeellllfffrrrooottthhh!!!\n meep [17:08] 90% of the time, I love my visual imagination, it is wonderful and fantastic\n[17:08] The other 10% of the time helps me remember Laird Campbell's genitalia Eldritchreality Constance: I fear your milk.\nEldritchreality is it named wemicbane? [15:17] Fuckbudgies. I just pasted naked pictures of eliza dushku into my codebase. [21:41] actually, I think I just came.\n[21:41] go wipe it up then\n[21:42] I can't. It's been a while. I think I may need the services of those people who clear up oil spills.\n[21:42] It's like a Belgian policeman's water cannon. I could disperse crowds with this. (And for channel reference, the reason I didn't wake up properly at 1300 as planned, after going to sleep at 0900, was that I woke up briefly, realised I'd been having the Nazi!Aestar dream again, and actively and immediately went straight back to sleep. DON'T JUDGE ME.) Helly: "Why should you employ me? Simple: I'm awesome. Want proof? Sure, ask my cat. My cat thinks I'm awesome, and cats are notoriously picky about who they like. Want more proof? Ask my chickens. Chickens are about as dumb as living things can be and not be classes as a plant. they require effort and consistency to get them to even remember you, let alone like you. In conclusion, I'm awesome. Also, possibly a bit mad." My quotes database was pure and innocent, and now you're corrupting it :(\n* hikari appoints Aquarion as General Smut.\n* Scar_givingup promotes Aquarion to Lord High Chancellor of Smut\n Only if I can be Cardinal Filth.\n Does that make Aestar Private Smut?\n I think she should be Major Smut.\n What's this about Aestar's privates?\n Well if she is a Private she doesn't have any. If she's a major she may do\n hehe\n Aestar's Private is a Major. [11:48] I think I played a videogame where you could get one of those, come to think of it.\n[11:49] what, bukkake?\n[11:49] what, multiple sexual positions? [20:43] ChainmailDoug: eventually she asked why I hadn't described my *midsection* and I had to demur and say that I preferred to buy someone a drink before talking about my joy department.\n[20:43] ChainmailDoug: She said it sounded like something you'd find on Blackpool Pleasure Beach and asked if she'd have to buy tokens before she could ride it.\n[20:43] Wol: !!!\n[20:44] ChainmailDoug: So I told her I was more like Alton Towers and once she was in she could ride as often as she liked.\n[20:44] Wol: !!!\n[20:44] Zeke: "You must be at least this high to ride the Joy Department" One: Do not deploy the legioncock without authorisation from at least three members of the cabal.\n Two: There is no cabal.\n Three: No, really, there isn't. Therefore you may NEVER DEPLOY THE LEGIONCOCK ON CIVILIAN TARGETS. [13:31] she's being taken from behind by the easter bunny and you're worrying about HER TEETH? 20:48] ChainmailDoug: well, it's rare that I get on well enough with someone even online to describe frenzied naked monkey sex with them, and sorry, Canashir, but I don't think you and I will ever be that close. This is not the place to froth all over about how awesome you are in a FOIPy manner. If you want to fanwank about yourself in front of other players, go to the LT. [11:39] Not over yet. I'm really really taking out a secondary next event to try a change of pace. \n[11:41] That hermaphroditic jaguarite wemic you were talking about, Gray?\n[11:42] Db: Sorry to dissapoint Conrad :P \n[11:43] Well, it's no problem, I understand everyone plays their own game\n[11:43] But if you won't, then my secondary is going to look foolish without hir sibling/lover By "FOIP", DbSurfeit means "tentaclesex". You must sacrifice bagels to it.\n and blood!\n Blood bagels, for preference [21:51] * Emma_W[corsetry] thinks she has *finally* sorted out her DT...\n[21:53] * Scar is now known as Scar|necro-beast|deadcase\n[21:54] Oooh, another necrobestiality fan!\n[21:54] But it did involve a 3way MSN conversation...\n[21:54] db?\n[21:54] I was in a 5 way one yesterday, surrounded by several friends\n[21:55] * Scar|necro-beast|deadcase got involved in that a bit too\n[21:55] Scar, what's your position on taxidermy? Hot or not?\n[21:55] db: you should see my room\n[21:55] Also: you sick freaks. 5-ways? Gross It's not cheating if it's IC.\n It's note real rape if it's IC either Jesus is God's Mary Sue Character. [16:29] LOOK! A KITTEN!\n[16:29] HUFF OR FIST, HUFF OR FIST? * oxford28|44 humps Gray's leg.\n* ninja_badger is now wet [18:02] heehee\n[18:02] anyways\n[18:02] heading off to LRP now\n[18:03] bye aestar\n[18:03] Give them a boff for me, Aestar.\n[18:03] kill one for me aestar\n[18:03] Get a TPK for me, Aestar.\n[18:03] * Scar[BadgerCorpse] grins at db\n[18:03] Spoil the metaplot for me, Aestar\n[18:03] unleash a demon horde for me aestar\n[18:04] Port Aestar in for me, Aestar\n[18:04] raise an undead for me aestar\n[18:04] Aestar Aestar Aestar for me, Aestar\n[18:04] FOIP for me, aestar\n[18:05] FOIP me, Aestar\n[18:06] FOIP db for me , aestar <@SalBot> I use emo tears as lube <@Aquarion> ...\n ....\n<@Aquarion> Fucktoasters. Again.\n At least it's not Eliza Dushku in the code buffer this time, right?\n<@Aquarion> I either need to pay more attention, more coffee or a new brain.\n Very true\n<@SalBot> I want Eliza Dushku in my 'code buffer'.\n WOOF!\n No, you don't\n<@Aquarion> Why not?\n<@SalBot> Oh I think I do.\n She eats all the donuts and leaves crumbs all over the buffer\n<@SalBot> I'd put up with it.\n<@Aquarion> ...and?\n She can eat my donut anyday, baby.\n<@SalBot> Hole first? Now, would you rather say sorry to Jenasto, or be raped by Cotonatli? Someone needs to make a ship and name it Fiona's Blush.\n oh I can do that\n Some prankster would remove the "l". You know, I'm pretty sure this isn't Sparta.\n Even when capitalised. [14:02] We have up-time and down-time. Now I want to find a meaning for things like "right-time" and "back-time".\n[14:03] in-time and out-time? just reverse the order =)\n[14:03] Cash: shouldn't it be "right-time" and "left-time"\n[14:03] strangetime!\n[14:03] charmtime!\n[14:03] Peppermint-time!\n[14:04] timetime! we're using petri dishes remember. You cant let Wemics breed, otherwise they start failing. legion masturbating to naked pictures of primus violating v for vendetta while he in turn uses khaniel as a strap-on to penetrate mardocai's man-arse.\n legion then ejaculating onto his face so hard that lies-angelique spurts out in a stream of blood\n except it's lies-angelique with mcavity's face I'm basically just oxford with a cock [15:57] * Coops beats DbSurfeit with a hot wheel track, cos thats what He *really* wants.\n[15:59] * DbSurfeit gives Coops a big hug, because that's what -he- really wants.\n[15:59] Actually its Oxford Nekkid and covered in honey glaze\n[15:59] but I'll take a hug.\n[16:01] * oxfordgirl hides behind Canashir.\n[16:01] Protect me!\n[16:02] Dude.. Dude. Theres no suggestion of Honey Glazing or Gluing against your will..\n[16:02] * Coops quietly motions to the ambush team to sidle round the back..\n[16:02] meh, same difference :p\n[16:02] * DbSurfeit is now known as AlphaTeam\n[16:03] * AlphaTeam nods to Coops\n[16:03] Constance I think fruitcakes use jam\n[16:03] * Coops gives the go signal as he offers a calming cup of tea to Oxford\n[16:03] jam and then marzipan\n[16:03] * Scar is now known as BetaTeam\n[16:03] * AlphaTeam flashbangs oxford. WOOF!\n[16:03] and then royal icing\n[16:03] * oxfordgirl peers suspiciously at the team.\n[16:03] * oxfordgirl stabs AlphaTeam in the face.\n[16:03] * BetaTeam ties the bag shut\n[16:04] Ah!\n[16:04] Not the knives!\n[16:04] * oxfordgirl stamps on BetaTeam's instep.\n[16:04] * Constance is now known as DeltaTeam\n[16:04] * oxfordgirl sets fire to the bag.\n[16:04] * BetaTeam whimpers\n[16:04] Good Work Teams\n[16:04] Ah\n[16:04] * oxfordgirl activates the acid sweat.\n[16:04] * oxfordgirl runs like a bastard.\n[16:04] She appears to be breaking free\n[16:04] Quickly!\n[16:04] Dart her!\n[16:04] * BetaTeam snipes oxfordgirl with a tranq\n[16:04] * DeltaTeam distracts oxfordgirl with Aestar-cam\n[16:04] oxfordgirl: isn't that going to be bad for your clothes?\n[16:04] * AlphaTeam screams into the radio, before suddenly switching to static\n[16:04] * oxfordgirl dodge-- ooh, Aestar-cam!\n[16:04] * Emma_W[ill] hides under the duvet.\n[16:04] * BetaTeam tihnks she got her\n[16:04] * oxfordgirl stares at the Aestar-cam while her clothes slowly dissolve from the acid sweat.\n[16:05] * Coops faints\n[16:05] * BetaTeam gets the tub of honey glaze out\n[16:05] * oxfordgirl slowly falls unconscious.\n[16:05] woo go teams!!\n[16:05] * DeltaTeam finds the hundreds and thousands\n[16:05] * Coops is woken up by his anti missing nudity add on.\n[16:05] Victory from beyond the grave!\n[16:05] * BetaTeam makes coops pick a team\n[16:05] Quickly apply the Solution and film it for U Tube. \n[16:06] * BetaTeam rolls oxford in the 100s and 1000s for youtube\n[16:06] * Coops is now known as FirstTeam\n[16:07] Excellent now we will be able to sell the videos to the Japanese Ice Cream Fetishist Market and make billions. [16:41] Okay. New Quotes up. You people are really fucking strange, you realise that? [00:14] tomj: baah Coops I spend 2 and a bit hours doing something that matt asked me to do \n[00:14] tomj: which he wanted done by wednesday\n[00:15] Coops: ...did you have to do it in front of a camera Tom?\n[00:15] Helly: please stop\n[00:15] tomj: no comment Coops \n[00:15] Helly: It's not often I am worried by things on the internet, but please stop\n[00:15] Coops: .... :)\n[00:15] Helly: I'm now imagining tom in a frilly pink dress\n[00:15] Coops: its cos its Tom isnt it? The Comte can do worrying really really well.\n[00:15] Helly: a _short_ frilly pink dress\n[00:15] Coops: THE CALVES OF NOBILITY!\n[00:16] Orev: GAH\n[00:16] Helly: lol\n[00:16] Coops: The Regal Knee is not Knobbly.\n[00:16] Orev: you bastards I have to SLEEP tonight! [14:07] "hmmm this mouthwash tasted vile!...what have i got to take the taste away?....oh look an unwanted penis" longcat is actually short - it's all done with mirrors. oxford1500> (Oh baby I'm getting excited right now. Constance, put the ears on.) Are we trying to explain the difference between kitten huffing and Ajax coding again? Shit, maybe that's what's wrong with me! I'm pregnant! It all makes sense now. 00:44 < Illithidbix> The Koran is non-canon\n00:44 < Illithidbix> It's fanfic\n00:44 < Illithidbix> We all know it I first character's first name was Louis, drawn from interview with a vampire, but I misspelt it DbSurfeit: I'm on the fucking pill. :P\n You say that oxford\n I switched your pills for vitimin C tablets\n Illithidbix: Coises! Foiled again!\n Dude, Cancer of the womb\n Dude sorry Oxford\n I wanted your spawn\n I want to raise them\n Into an army\n Illithidbix: But... we aren't fucking......\n OH GOD you've stolen Joff's skin AGAIN\n You son of a bitch I've fucking TOLD you about that\n *fuck*\n Ha! Jokes on you guys.\n I've been quietly swapping everyone's genitalia\n* Aislynn checks\n Dude, who's do I have?\n not mine you haven't\n Bix, if you start feeling nauseous, just relax\n Aislynn... have you got mine?\n no, this is mine\n You may have some strange dietary desires\n But that's alright\n Because you're on Vit-C pills\n actually, Dave might have yours, Tom\n So he gets the sex, I get the wear and tear?\n Dave you fucker\n Literally\n it's ok, he's not using it for much Wow "Aestar Morningstar" is an anagram of "Nora Transmigrates"\n And also "Gin narrates a storm" [21:24] Did you have to have a huge beard to be on TV in the 70s?\n[21:25] Yes\n[21:25] Or you were Gay.\n[21:25] The 70's were like Sparta. hi Olrich\n I am failing to be inspired to write fic\n please challenge me\n What If the Bakhana ever got their downtime? \n :)\n* Helly pats Olrich\n why certainly Gray\n I shall write it in the style of the James Bond-style thriller.\n alright\n and I'll write about Russ and Gray running about Manchester with mobile phones and guns, waiting for their downtimes\n Oh man\n Doo eet\n Whisle Matt P sits somewhere, stroking a white cat, holding the paper copy of the results\n Ready to unleash it on the world, unless his demands are met\n and the white cat is Andy Raff. lampstand: insult Scar\n Scar, Thy Mother is a horrid beef-witted flirt-gill!\n i said me, not my mother\n lampstand: insult Scar\n Scar, Thy Mother is an errant boil-brained hugger-mugger!\n lampstand: insult Scar\n Scar, Thy Mother is a mewling coffee-nosed giglet!\n Lampstand: insult Scar's child\n Scar, Thou art a miserable milk-livered moldwarp!\n ha! He has the articulacy and basic intelligence to be an interesting debating partner if he could *ever* bring himself to actually talk about the topic, rather than masturbate furiously to his own realpolitik schemes with a copy of the Capitalist Manifesto wrapped around his cock. [00:11] oxford: I don't see this as an issue. I /do/ have big feet. And frankly, if being accused of having a "size problem" with my feet is the worse abuse I get from my future mother-in-law after six years of fucking her firstborn, I am over the damn moon. [16:23] Until I was fifteen, I thought that Stoppit And Tidyup were a series of deeply unpleasant recurring nightmares I'd had as a child. "A Whale, contrary to popular belief, is not a fish. It is, in fact, a kind of stealth insect." [14:38] 1) Gin in mittens. 2) Nefer Orgasm Face. 3) ????? 4) PROFIT [18:42] "Dear Nefer, I hear you make the orgasm face when you eat baklava. Also, please stop sending me mail about my mittens, I don't know why you want pictures and they will not be forthcoming. Yours, Never, Gin" [00:57] "waspor: these rules are weak and must be purged" "serpent: what rules? I didn't see any rules!" "basilisk: these rules are inappropriate for the role they have been assigned" "jaguar: Huh? I don't give a shit. Whatever does it for ya." "coyote: shouldn't you be on fire, screaming right now? Hmm. What? Oh yeah. Rules..." [01:04] I am truly a paid-up member of the phallocratic Grand Old Order\n\n[01:04] Well done, oxfordpacking :D\n\n[01:04] oxfordpacking, you what?\n\n[01:04] willies?\n\n[01:04] Phallus?\n\n[01:04] Aislynn_flu: HAHAHHA\n\n[01:05] bum bum\n\n[01:05] * Jenasto hands oxfordpacking a golden strapon\n\n[01:05] * oxfordpacking solemnly dons it.\n\n[01:05] Marry as in marry me to Joff\n\n[01:05] Not be married to me\n\n[01:05] hehehe, aestar said "bum bum"\n\n[01:05] who's cavalorn??\n\n[01:05] ohhhhhhh\n\n[01:05] how disappointing\n\n[01:05] OK.. But I am so not a member of the POO, that I have no idea who Cavalorn is.\n\n[01:05] ha ha\n\n[01:05] but seriously\n\n[01:05] bum bum\n\n[01:06] Sesquipedality: He is a senior member of the PGOO.\n\n[01:06] hee hee!\n\n[01:06] DbSurfeit, I think you are one of the most erudite comedians in the channel.\n\n[01:06] OK.\n\n[01:06] So what's the PGOO then?\n\n[01:06] Now, say bum again. [01:12] Sesquipedality: I did not want to speculate regarding Mardocai's throbbing love truncheon.\n[01:12] Sesquipedality: But now you've forced me to. Bastards. <@Delvy> Salbot - cantara still does it for me everytime.... and it amkes me think of the levant tribunal, the original dogboy and a hot summer spent in London, quite a lot of it having sex....\n<@Delvy> In fact Rheinfelden was there, well Russ :)\n What, whilst you were having sex? [13:27] 'Scorpions you know, Reverend Cotton-Atleigh.' 'Oh yes, I quite agree.'\n[13:27] "I say, Reverend, is that your bicycle outside?"\n[13:27] "Why yes, that is indeed my velocipede of purgation."\n[13:28] "Well, Reverend, I merely wish to mention that it's being stolen by that scoundrel Archibald Seasonal."\n[13:28] "Why, the deuce you say! Come back here, you brigand!"\n[13:28] "Oh I say! Chastise him Reverend! Chastise him roughly!"\n[13:29] "Hell awaits those who steal the velocipedes of holy men, Seasonal! Return it, or I shall demand a hefty contribution to the tea and cakes fund for the mothers union this year!"\n[13:30] "Oh good god! He's heading for the railway line, Reverend!"\n[13:30] "Isn't that the 7.20 express to Congleton rounding the bend?"\n[13:30] "Well, he can't cycle the dashed thing on the railway tracks, he's liable to make an injury of himself!"\n[13:33] "Good god! It is the 7.20, and - Wilhelmina Fotheringay is tied to the tracks! But who's that on the engine?!"\n[13:34] "Muahahahahahaaaaa! I shall pound that ingrate Wilhelmina into the very ground of her father's many, many acres! That will teach her to spurn my advances!"\n[13:34] "Choo-choo!"\n[13:34] "Why, it's that harlot Felix Vasilyev!"\n:D\n[13:34] "I say! These field-glasses are capital! Miss Fotheringay's terrified expression is a clear as day"\n[13:35] "Oh Reverend! Reverend, whatever shall we do??"\n[13:35] "Don't worry, I've been praying about an eventuality like this. I know just what to do!"\n[13:36] "I'll say! Although I am quickly advancing on her in my magnificent steam-engine, these prismatics are quite the thing for watching the tears roll down those perfect cheeks! It's 'Prism-O's every time for me!"\n[13:36] * Jenasto builds a railway bridge over Wilhelmina out of chist, and watches as the engine goes over it leaving her unscathed\n[13:36] "Gosh darn you, native piccaninny!"\n[13:36] "I say! well played that man!"\n[13:37] "language, Felix|Cat! there are ladies present!"\n[13:37] "Now, let's untie the poor dear before she misses afternoon tea."\n[13:38] "Yes, thanks to you, you confounded do-gooder! You shan't catch me; I shall be in Reading before eight o'clock! At 7:49, to be precise!"\n[13:38] "Congleton to Reading in twenty-nine minutes? God Bless British Rail!"\n[13:38] "Goodbye, fools! I shall retuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!"\n[13:38] "You can't run forever, you brigand!"\n[13:38] * Felix|Cat fades from sight.\n[13:39] "But Reverend-- what about your bicycle?"\n[13:40] "Well, my bicycle is gone, but by the cringe, Archibald will burn in hell if he doesn't return it in good nick." That's silly, Canashir. A sundial doesn't work in a pocket.\n Unless you wind it up, I suppose...\n it does if the pocket is IN YOUR MUM'S CROTCH\n because her herpes glows with the strength of a thousand suns.\n I know, I gave it to her for your birthday.\n ...\n Wow, I need more sleep. we're all going to die\n argh\n hidden unexpected ming\n Yes, you are.\n argh\n freezing to death\n argh\n Aestar: We have hidden unexpected ming too\n Yes\n But we know what that is\n yeah but we haven't been waiting several years with it up our arse, ready to spaff it all over people's faces!\n *twitch*\n wow. That's a bad image, isn't it?\n ....\n wow.\n I need to do this more often\n Constance: "PREPARE THYSELF, DEMON, TO RECEIVE MY HOLY MING. LONG HAS IT BEEN KEPT HIDDEN IN MY MOST HOLY PLACE, A WEAPON WHERE NONE EXPECTED TO FIND ONE. AND NOW. ALL. OVER. YOUR. FACE!" My current feelings about the event can best be summed up as "Woo! Cool shit happened. Not sure what. I think Aestar may have been involved." [14:30] DbSandwhich: I blessed him. With a holy mace in the face. [20:46] ... Okay. I can cope with the Nazi!Aestar references, the furryism and even the references to Legioncock, but my quotes database now contains words I WILL NOT ABIDE. \n[20:46] "God Bless British Rail" it says. < Wol> It's like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, but set in British Scout camps you have all written lots of things. I should irritate everyone by writing more of my self-indulgant backstory while you are all writing about current events.\n Pah\n I laugh at your Self indulgent backstory Chessypig\n For mine has BUILDING OF UTOPIA!\n I lol at your mom's self indulgent backstory bix\n In fact, I indulged myself with her backstory last night Wol: There's nothing like ending up alone with powerful men in their bedrooms to prove your marriage is to the right person :P definition of 'good' is a property of God, ergo, true loyal eidolons are inherently good NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n NOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\n Holy fuck, db. Couldn't you just Rickroll us?\n DbSurfeit: you've killed sex for me\n Well, that was different\n WRONG WRONG WRONG\n DbSurfeit: It's good to see you're back on form for links :)\n DbS: ive missed your links :)\n 1. False sense of security\n 2. Beecock\n 3. ????\n 4. Profit 17:55 < Lampstand> I am not a bot. I am a complex AI creation of grace and artistry.\n17:55 < Dirge> Youre a bot\n17:55 < Felix> No difference, Lampstand.\n17:55 * Dirge smites Lampstand\n17:55 < Felix> A bot is a bot is a bot.\n17:55 < Lampstand> _and_ I give people chocolate. What else could you possibly ever need?\n17:55 * SalBot gives Lampstand a cookie\n17:55 < Tryst> Oxygen?\n17:55 <@SalBot> SEX.\n17:55 < Lampstand> Yay cookies!\n17:56 < Scar> Lampstand: i lack tabcomplete, do not destroy me for my typos\n17:56 < Felix> I'm with Sal and Tryst on this, for widely varying reasosn.\n17:56 < Lampstand> Mmmm. GLaDOS. She can fill my code-buffer any time.\n17:56 < Felix> *reasons\n17:56 <@SalBot> Oh dear gods.\n17:56 < Tryst> c.c\n17:56 < Scar> ...\n17:57 < Scar> what did wol do?\n17:57 * Tryst is mentally scarred.\n17:57 < Felix> Nothing, just wanted to know if she was here.\n17:57 < Lampstand> Oh, yes. You need oxygen, don't you. Not DeADLy NeUROToXIn?\n17:57 < Felix> Lampstand: She has index cards with other AIs on. If you're lucky, she might make a note on yours: HUGE SUCCESS.\n17:57 * Scar puts lampstand back in its box\n17:58 < Lampstand> NOt THaT I HAve AnY DeADLy NeUROToxIN.\n17:58 * Alleycat_knitting hugs Lampstand\n17:58 * Lampstand gives Alleycat_knitting a rocket-propelled pig \n17:58 * Alleycat_knitting fires the pig at Lampstand\n17:59 < Lampstand> Incorporeal, remember. It is hard to throw physical objects at AIs.\n17:59 * Scar hugs lampstand\n17:59 * Lampstand gives Scar girl porn \n17:59 * Scar fills lampstands cashes up with girl porn\n17:59 * Dirge hits Lampstand with a magical weapon.\n18:00 < Lampstand> Pah. Unless you have the sword of Humact, I call NEGATE.\n18:00 < Tryst> Hmm..\n18:00 * Dirge looks at the Lammie.\n18:00 < Dirge> Fall over, dude :D\n18:00 < Entimix> Lampstand: Will the butter-knife of Humact do?\n18:00 < Tryst> We need a version of "Still Alive" for Maelstrom.\n18:01 < Lampstand> I call Shinanigans. The sword of Humact is a _spiritual_ weapon.\n18:01 < Dirge> if you can't spell shenanigans, you can't call it.\n18:01 < Lampstand> #Ritual Magic: We do what we must, because we can#\n18:01 * Dirge pokes Felix\n18:01 * Scar me hugs lampstand\n18:01 * Lampstand gives Scar the sword of Humact \n18:01 * Entimix has a motivator planned along those lines. Waiting for the right pic, though.\n18:02 * Scar destroys lampstand\n18:02 < Lampstand> Dirge: I am designed to be imperfect, as perfect AIs scare squishies.\n18:02 -!- Zeke [oneiros23@host86-165-97-134.range86-165.btcentralplus.com] has joined #maelfroth\n18:02 * Scar destroys lampstand with the sword of Humact\n18:02 < Entimix> Scar: I fear that may not be the true Sword of Humact\n18:02 < Entimix> it's good at disguise\n18:02 < Scar> it is, lampstand gave it to me\n18:02 -!- NormalDoug [Doug@spc1-derb1-0-0-cust221.bagu.broadband.ntl.com] has joined #maelfroth\n18:02 < Lampstand> Er. People. Nice, innocent people, who will never destroy me. Ever. SMITE ME DOWN AND I WILL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE\n18:02 < NormalDoug> Hello everyone.\n18:02 <@Aquarion> Oh?\n18:02 * Scar smites lampstand down\n18:03 <@Aquarion> Nah.\n18:03 <@Delvy> Ignore him. It's easier\n18:03 * Aquarion smites lampstand down\n18:03 -!- Lampstand [Lampstand@cenote.gkhs.net] has quit [Client closed connection] [23:07] To-day, the tip is this: "Canteens are great levellers. Even when you are Emperor of the World, you will still need a tray." [01:01] mmm medical experimentation\n[01:01] that's automatically pushing my 'ooh' buttons\n[01:02] I'd push your etc etc\n[01:02] DbSurfeit - you already did push my 'ooh' buttons\n[01:03] you know that time at the hellfire club when you asked me to give you access to my bare skin?\n[01:04] unrestricted...\n[01:04] unfettered\n[01:05] and, at your request, I let you touch me\n[01:05] it felt soooo good to feel your hands upon my bare skin, kneading, squeezing and caressing [01:15] mm that's pleasant\n[01:15] why not try the crack while you're at it? "The bitter chill of actinian still hangs off my face like a spent wemic. I swallow, hard. My fingers go to my pockets, and they're there. Black and hard boiled. Hard boiled. I may make it through this supplication after all."\n "I consult my lawyer. Where is the man? Not seen in three seasons? Damn you, Hawthorne. Just me, the Bishop, and a stolen jacket filled with every substance the Fidelians saw fit to ban." I want a Lammie for "Sexual Attraction"\n i thought all lammies created sexual attraction [13:50] Welcome, everyone, to Db's new system. It's called "Fuckstrom". There is only one character class, and that's Japanese Schoolgirl.\n[13:51] Who can by aquiring "HentaiStones" gain a lammie Tentacle Penis.\n[13:51] I'll play!\n[13:51] Played by the crew.\n[13:51] Fortunately, our plot team have constructed a 30ft animatronic monster - but that's find out in play!"\n[13:51] It takes 120 days to learn "Advanced Rickroll", and you need an IC teacher.\n[13:51] Flail in pigtails sucking a lollipop. [23:32] Plus, I love Dick. [22:42] Oh, I wouldn't employ a euphemism for that. My blunderbuss is a blunderbuss. If I was doing things with my genitals, I would tell you all. [23:38] To-day, wisdom about so-called accident claims services:\n[23:38] Beware "No win, no fee" claims services - they are an ulcerous scab upon the face of modern times. They are never anything more than a single office above a lonely kebab shop, visited by a stream of idiots who gullibility is mached only by their clumisness." Dbsurfeit: Gin's mittens in Dan Osbaldeston's lesbian answerphone's nazi FACE. Absolutely. I'm so far into the closet I'm in the next room. I don't have time for idle RPG - I'm too busy playing progress quest Hardline feminists are one of my pet peeves. But that's okay, because they don't like me either.\n Indeed, they have a headstart, as they've hated me since my conception.\n So I have to hate them back extra hard to make up lost time. The real reason why Amun-sa females have the veil\n Bix: ?\n So they can always take it off and throw it over nefer [14:11] ARGH\n[14:11] I HATE YOU ALL\n[14:11] the'th wun off with thith coyote bloke, and there wath thupothed to be a thewemoney\n[14:11] DIE!\n[14:12] DIE!!!\n[14:12] I wath thupothed to give my thoul to her\n[14:12] /nick Aethtar?\n[14:12] thorry tharmother, the godth have curthed uth, you offered uth thalvation and have now abandoned uth to our fateth [15:57] I hear that Nhairtoum once saw Neffers orgasm face\n\n[15:57] And that's why he was sent to the New World but destructor likes it when you package the gift right\n otherwise he might not know it's for him\n and then he'll come down to try and find it\n and that's why you have to have sacrifices [23:50] "You spend two days performing fellatio in Mill-En. You receive 9Fl 4u 2Bu"\n[23:50] Pufferfish, does the Bu stand for 'Bukakke'? [03:05] "Hey is this the UJS?"\n[03:05] "Yes, yes may we help you?"\n[03:05] "I just wanted to tell you that I am naked and looking at pornography"\n[03:06] "Oh, okay, thank you for telling us" the female reproductive system is a bunny warren of love\n but without the bunnies Dear Radio 3: The Iliad is not about love or family, you're thinking of the Iliad the really annoying thing about humping lammies is that all the cheap ones have rip tabs so they get soggy. But even wearing several suits of mail, I'd weigh less than many other passengers. I am contemplating trying to write a generic newbie guide to LARP,\n I think we should do a #maelfroth "How not to do it" guide\n ADVANCED LARPING 201: The Mead Equilibrium, Cliques & Scapegoats, and Introduction to Marios\n Advanced LARPing 202: How to tell other players they're doingn it wrong in fifty different ways!\n Advanced LARP 203: LARP as a vehicle to pull.\n Advanced LARP 204: How to spot an LTard\n